Last night, she comes by, and for 30 minutes she talked and talked and talked about her guy problems.  Awesome.  Thanks bitch, I really needed to act like Dr. Phil for a second there.  At the end shes like "you're such a good friend.  You put up with my crap."   (at this point im thinking, oh god i need to get out of her friend zone ASAP)

This morning I'm sitting there in the dining hall.  She comes in, and sits down at my table.  First thing I say to her is, "wow, you really bitched me out for 30 minutes last night didnt you?"

And shes like "yeah! I can't believe you actually sat and listened to me yawk about my life!"

I say, "Yeah, that was annoying as hell.  What were you thinking?"

She says, "Well, you couldve just said Ashley, SHUT UP!!!"

I say, "Well, like I said, I usually don't put up with stuff like that from people.  You just got lucky last night in that it wasn't a busy night for me and I was bored as fuck.  Plus, I found some of the things you said to be quite amusing so it was at least entertaining for me.  But normally, I don't take stuff like that.  You got really really lucky."

Then she got really quiet lol.  So I continue, "So now that I heard you bitch for 30 minutes about your life, you're gonna have to listen to me bitch about mine later.  Anyways, if this ever happens again.....you dont want to know."

And she says "ok, or I have to pay you for your time, correct?"

And I say, "Thats correct.  Plus you get a nice banana stuffed in your mouth.....okay, maybe not that bad, butr yes, you will have to pay me for my time. I gotta get to class.  Cya"

Then I pick up my food and just leave lol.  30 minutes later I coincidentally walk past her by the sidewalk and I yell, "omg, quit stalking me!  I don't appreciate that!"

haha, i just started treating her like TOTAL SHIT in just 24 hours.  i seriously need to get out of her friend zone.  any more pointers?

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thats nasty

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well, I didnt really appreciate the fact that she took 30 minutes to bitch to me about how much she loved to "test guys for their maniless" and that every guy in her life was a douchebag.  and then at the end of the night to say "youre such a good friend! you put up with my crap!"

im like wtf? who do i look like?  youre fucking personal psychologist??  

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She was just trying to have someone to talk to, my god.

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yes, that is what her best GIRLFRIEND is for.  if she wants me as a shoulder to cry on, well, tough luck.  thats not the game i play.

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are u a girl or guy?

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im a guy, and i was both pissde off and surprised that she suddenly through me into her friend zone so damn fast.  im not here to be her dr. phil, i mean come on.  she has tons of girlfriends she can whine to.

But to answer your question if it were me, you would be so fast outta my "friend zone" and into my "weirdo/freakshow" zone.

Dont be surprised if she totally abandons talking to you at all.

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are you pissed off cause you really like her? She doesnt expect you to be her Dr. Phil. (ps. fyi he's a rapist) but to be a friend.  

But to answer your question if it were me, you would be so fast outta my "friend zone" and into my "weirdo/freakshow" zone.

Dont be surprised if she totally abandons talking to you at all.

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i thought it might work though.  she even told me herself that she bitches guys out sometimes to see if they are man enough to put up with her.  well, she did suddenly scream at me for no reasons last night and that kinda pissed me off as well.  im just standing up for myself and going for what i want.  thats what she wants in a man correct?  im not her girlfriend.

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uhm i have guy friends i bitch too all the time about guys...girls like to have guys to talk to about that kind of thing so they can kind of get an inside track on how guys minds work

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well, duh.  girls like you use guys all the time to TALK ABOUT OTHER GUYS.  you do realize that putting a guy into your friend zone is a sexual insult right?  well, i get insulted when a girl suddenly puts me in her friend zone and ill do whatever it takes to get out of it, even if it means no longer having her as a friend.  i refuse to be tossed around like some fucking dr. phil.  thats what her best girlfriend is there for.  or her mom.

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Quote: from howaboutsno at 9:22 am on May 9, 2008

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are u a girl or guy?

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im a guy, and i was both pissde off and surprised that she suddenly through me into her friend zone so damn fast. im not here to be her dr. phil, i mean come on. she has tons of girlfriends she can whine to.

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you are being pretty insensitive about it, but yeah I do know how much of a pain in the arse it can be n how annoying. but if you give her the chance she will have, she may have also taken what you said as a joke. don't be too harsh, just let her know in a nice way that you aren't one that likes to listen to peoples problems

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