"That top is very becoming of you...Then again, i'd be cuming too if i were on you..." (My Fav.)"Nice shoes...Lets fuck?"
"God was showing off when he made you."
(Use index finger to call someone over then say) "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand."
"Help the homeless. Take me home with you."
"Hi, I'm new to this country and you are the prettiest sight I've see so far. Can you give me a tour of your body?"
"Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?"
You say, "So, did you here the one about the guy and the girl who had the most sexual relationship?" The reply, "No". You respond, "Well then, let's go to my place and I'll tell you all about it."
"Do I know you? (No.) That's a shame, I'd sure like to."
"Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!"
"Fuck me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you?"
"Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile."
"I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?"
"What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off! "
"Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?"
"This isn't a beer belly, It's a fuel tank for a love machine. "
Thats all i can think of for now....
(Edited by sweet and innocent at 12:59 am on June 14, 2003)
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