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 Replies: 564 — Last Post Nov. 9 1:52pm by Dexus
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angelbabyx4
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the st maid one was haliorous
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AnonymousLady
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Quote: from Dexus at 12:00 pm on Oct. 17, 2006
 Blond on the jury Frank was on trial for first-degree murder, facing lethal injection if convicted, and the trial didn't seem to be going well for him. His brother had been eyeing a good-looking blonde on the jury throughout the whole trial, and before the jury began deliberating he approached the blonde and told her he'd give her $10,000 if she could convince the rest of the jury to reduce the charge to manslaughter. The jury was out an entire week and returned with a verdict of manslaughter. After the trial, the brother went to the blonde's house, told her what a great job she had done and paid her the $10,000. The blonde replied, "I tell you, it wasn't easy getting them to change their minds like that. They all wanted to acquit him!" 
Makes me seem totally blonde myself, but I dont get it! 
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iTeen
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that is funny as hell..
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mattness
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Quote: from AnonymousLady at 11:32 pm on Feb. 8, 2008
Quote: from Dexus at 12:00 pm on Oct. 17, 2006
Blond on the jury Frank was on trial for first-degree murder, facing lethal injection if convicted, and the trial didn't seem to be going well for him. His brother had been eyeing a good-looking blonde on the jury throughout the whole trial, and before the jury began deliberating he approached the blonde and told her he'd give her $10,000 if she could convince the rest of the jury to reduce the charge to manslaughter. The jury was out an entire week and returned with a verdict of manslaughter. After the trial, the brother went to the blonde's house, told her what a great job she had done and paid her the $10,000. The blonde replied, "I tell you, it wasn't easy getting them to change their minds like that. They all wanted to acquit him!"
Makes me seem totally blonde myself, but I dont get it!
yea i dont get it either
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Hosko
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Not heard little Johnny, but the rest were old, thanks for the laughs though :]
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3:14 pm on Feb. 24, 2008 | Joined May 2006 | 415 Days Active
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Simrn
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Q: What is the difference between a Ph.D. in mathematics and a large pizza?
A: A large pizza can feed a family of four...
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Quote: from AnonymousLady at 11:32 pm on Feb. 8, 2008
Quote: from Dexus at 12:00 pm on Oct. 17, 2006
Blond on the jury Frank was on trial for first-degree murder, facing lethal injection if convicted, and the trial didn't seem to be going well for him. His brother had been eyeing a good-looking blonde on the jury throughout the whole trial, and before the jury began deliberating he approached the blonde and told her he'd give her $10,000 if she could convince the rest of the jury to reduce the charge to manslaughter. The jury was out an entire week and returned with a verdict of manslaughter. After the trial, the brother went to the blonde's house, told her what a great job she had done and paid her the $10,000. The blonde replied, "I tell you, it wasn't easy getting them to change their minds like that. They all wanted to acquit him!"
Makes me seem totally blonde myself, but I dont get it!
when u acquit someone they drop all the charges. so she said that they went from dropping the charges to charging him with manslaughter.
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6:12 pm on Mar. 10, 2008 | Joined Dec. 2007 | 39 Days Active
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HoldingOnToNothing
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hahahaha wow these are so funny
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A cyclone hit a Kansas farmhouse just before dawn one morning. It tore off the roof, and picked up the beds on which the farmer and his wife slept were sleeping. By some miracle, the cyclone set them down unharmed the next county over. The wife was sobbing uncontrollably. "Don't be scared, Mary," her husband said.
"We're not hurt." Mary continued to cry. "I'm not scared," she said between sobs. "I'm happy... this is the first time in 14 years we've been out together."
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