I had a step sister named Rosie who I absolutely hated. She was literally crazy. She thought everyone was out to get her, but she also thought every guy between 13 and 20 was madly in love with her.

She thought she was something special. And, must of put on a dozen different sprays altogether. So, she stunk. She was also a lazy cow who bitched about everything.

She started drinking and smoking at 13, even though she would complain about her dad's drinking problem.

She was such a problem, that my mom and her dad were looking into military school for her. But, then they broke up. It's been fucking heaven sense she left.