Anyway, my mom and her boyfriend won't leave me alone.   I don't eat AS MUCH as I should, but I DO eat.

He comes in here:
Him: Do you want some eggs, bacon, and toast?
Me: Eh, no...
Him: Are you not eating?
Me: Uhm, yes. I'm just not hungry right now.
Him: What have you eaten then?
Me: Nothing...yet...?
Him: Good! Then I'll make eggs, bacon, and toast.

Grr, I wish they didn't think so much of it.