Work Stories -- LiveWire Teen Forums

674 users online 186540 members 1012 active today Advertise Here

Photos | Quizzes | LiveSecret | Video | Dictionary | News | FAQ

You have 1 new message.

Until you sign up you can't do much. Yes, it's free.

Sign Up Now
Already have an account?

► Invite Friends

► Active Members

Moderators
7 online / 23 MPM

Fresh Topics

hello
Moral Codes
sleep over and horny

girls underwear
Kbai people
so i may get a horse
Fazed or phased?
Long Distance Love...
i caught my boyfriend's little bro (14 yrs old)
is eating 700 calories a day considered "Starving" yourself?
why do girls....
Let me make it clear
Who is your favorite Death Note character?
Final Destination 3 Hotties.
The intellectual forum
OMFG HITLER
Anonymous
OMFG FEMALE BASS PLAYERS

Guess who Gets Big Boy Pants??

More Fresh Topics

LiveWire / Teen Forums / Jobs & Hobbies / Viewing Topic

Work Stories

Replies: 6 — Last Post Aug. 28 9:49am by HuffleHaire

Welcome to LiveWire!
We're Stronger Together.

Join the Community

Single page for this topic

Email Print Favorite

( plumc0la )

Wealthy Hobo

So I was just wondering if anybody on LW had a funny story from work. I have a couple, but I'll just tell the funniest one.

Here is mine:

I was helping a woman with a strong accent once, and she wanted to get a cinnamon bun. She, for some reason wouldn't stop talking in the third-person. So, as she asks for the cinnamon she says "The big one please, Sonya's HUNGRY. ".
So she's standing there waiting for her cinnamon bun, as I get it for her trying SO HARD not to burst into laughter. It was the funniest thing!!!!

Discuss.

-------
A Storybook Love wouldn't want Anybody Else But You

9:20 am on Aug. 28, 2008 | Joined June 2008 | 125 Days Active
Join to learn more about plumc0la Alberta, Canada | Label Free Female | 3836 Posts | 5685 Points

sakurag

Soothsayer
Patron

Someone took someone's mouse over their vacation and encased it in jello, then put it back on their desk when they got back. That was pretty funny.

Another time, I was at a work party at a bar, and I was forced to get up and do a karaoke contest. I sucked so much, but I still won the prize. :)

-------
I've got spurs that jingle jangle jingle.
As I go riding merrily along.
And they sing, "Oh, ain't you glad you're single?"
And that song ain't so very far from wrong.

9:24 am on Aug. 28, 2008 | Joined Oct. 2002 | 575 Days Active
Join to learn more about sakurag Washington, United States | Straight Male | 2254 Posts | 10222 Points

Dragonfist 69

Dairy Product Addict

I work at a bar and i had an auzzie ask for a double vodka and coke and i really couldnt make it out i had to ask "what was that?" about 5 times

9:25 am on Aug. 28, 2008 | Joined Aug. 2008 | 75 Days Active
Join to learn more about Dragonfist 69 England, United Kingdom | Straight Male | 509 Posts | 1359 Points

jamesish

Heaven
Sustainer
Support Leader
Tech Support Leader

Had an old white haired bag as a boss. The most funniest moment.

-------
|Myspace|

9:25 am on Aug. 28, 2008 | Joined Jan. 2008 | 222 Days Active
Join to learn more about jamesish South Carolina, United States | Metrosexual Male | 16084 Posts | 24935 Points

snowfish

Guru
Patron

I have the best stories ever...I worked on a batshit crazy farm all summer. unfortunately most of them are too long to write, but I'll give one.

We couldn't afford electrical wire around the bull pen, which had never been a problem because the bull was fairly young, but recently he had started eyeing the dairy cows and we knew we couldn't hold him for long. We just didn't know when HE would figure that out. It was at the boss' 5 year old daughter's birthday party when he snapped. The 5 year olds were about to do the pinata, so you have a bunch of 5 year olds blind folded with sticks when the bull jumps the fence. it took 3 bullets to the head to take him down, and we're still eating the delicious beef.

-------
nom nom nom

9:28 am on Aug. 28, 2008 | Joined Feb. 2006 | 582 Days Active
Join to learn more about snowfish Massachusetts, United States | Female | 10751 Posts | 21946 Points

aGIRLunknown

Connoisseur

umm well the other day while on break I pulled out a brownie that I had made well after I got done eating it I made sure nothing was on my teeth or anything b/c I work with the public (GAP Outlet) any ways I go back out on the floor and This lady approaches me and was like... MMMM MMMM U smell rly good. Did u eat a brownie? So I was like umm yeah and I took a step back and she was like well sweety I need a smaller size pants size 14 Husky for my son who is in the fitting room... so I looked and looked for the stupid size and Of course MY LUCK there isn't any so I have to go into up stock and I have to climb a latter and all... and the whole time this lady kept smelling me I was like wooohh woohhh Wee whaaaaa....... and she whent to my manager and told her that I smell rly good and i was an excellent helper.... My manager went over the walkies we have to wear she she was like ooohhh Ashley U have a customer who likes you...... o0o0o0o0o 00o0oo and omg I got picked on for the rest of the night... Every time I saw a coworker they were like smelling me o0o0o Ashley u smell good... I was like OMG stop guys LOL and they do it every time I go on break its rly funny

-------
CUM watch me On CAM

9:30 am on Aug. 28, 2008 | Joined Mar. 2007 | 219 Days Active
Join to learn more about aGIRLunknown New York, United States | Straight Female | 5125 Posts | 7604 Points

HuffleHaire

Enlightened One

Someone dressed in a white labcoat with a stethoscope around this neck came in and told us he could make the bottle of soda he bought levatate. And it looked like he did.

Then he left. Came back half an hour later, asked if we had cards. "No." So he left again to check in his car.

He came back 45 minutes later and showed us 3 card tricks. Left, came back and showed us one more.

He was cool.

-------
If I were an enzyme I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

9:49 am on Aug. 28, 2008 | Joined July 2005 | 344 Days Active
Join to learn more about HuffleHaire Wisconsin, United States | Label Free Female | 10443 Posts | 15313 Points

Single page for this topic

Email Print Favorite

Looking for something else?

LiveWire / Teen Forums / Jobs & Hobbies / Viewing Topic