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What's the most trouble you've ever gone through JUST to masturbate?
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HERE'S MINE

Background: I evacuated with my RETARD family to a RETARD state because of hurricane Katrina. I left all of my stuff at home because I didn't expect us to be gone for long. We ended up staying there for two weeks. Luckily, they had internet so I spent every minute of the day on LUElinks, but I had no privacy at all since there were no fucking doors in the house besides the bathroom, so I couldn't look at anything hot.

When we returned, I went to explore the old house, and my room was in ruins. It was extremely hot and humid, moist, moldy, dusty, and smelly. I took a few things that were still in decent condition, but the main thing I wanted was my PC. It had my porn in it. My hot, hot porn. I hadn't fapped in two fucking weeks. Oh god I needed it. So I took the old crappy filthy PC, and its parts and accessories. We were going to be staying at my grandma's house for a while since our place was wrecked.

FAPPAGE: The first day that I stayed at the house, I was so excited for the night. I had the PC just lying on the floor of their office room, I was going to set it up later. All day long I was wondering what would be a good private place to set it up so that I can fap in peace. I realized there was a plug in the bathroom. So when night came... everybody was going to sleep, in the bedrooms, which were all upstairs. Oh god, I feel so sneaky. :} It was very very quiet. I went downstairs, VERY stealthily and silent. I went into the dark office room. And one by one, in a long, tedious process, I took each PC part and carried it all the way into the bathroom. The bathroom was small and cramped, but I managed to find a way for it to all fit. I set up the PC on the fucking floor. Yes, monitor on the floor, way below head level, but it worked. I locked the bathroom door, I plugged the PC in, and the screen on, I turned off the bathroom light, and fuck yes, total darkness, no light except for the PC screen. Despite it being EXTREMELY unlikely that anyone would go all the way downstairs just to use the bathroom when they have several other bathrooms upstairs, I somehow didn't realize how unlikely it was so I was really paranoid but that just made me a little bit more excited. I looked at all of my porn, all of my old favorites, just really gave the collection a good browsing, torturing myself by holding it in until I just couldn't take it anymore and finally finished it. I had brought plenty of tissues. Which was good because I used plenty. Oh god that was the most effort I ever put into one fap, but god was it a good fap. With the setup of carrying the thing piece-by-piece into the bathroom, and the actual fapping, that was a long exciting night.

Despite it not actually being so long ago, I actually feel pretty nostalgic about it now that I think back. It feels close, yet far at the same time.


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your name suggests you didn't have much trouble hiding it.

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Quote: from the5e at 12:33 am on Aug. 28, 2008

your name suggests you didn't have much trouble hiding it.

haha lol

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LMAO.
Nice story.

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LMAO
Nice comments!

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never heard "fap" take it as slang for jacking off

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Amazing.

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Quote: from the5e at 8:33 am on Aug. 28, 2008

your name suggests you didn't have much trouble hiding it.
LMAO!!!

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Quote: from idontgivea at 2:41 am on Aug. 28, 2008

never heard "fap" take it as slang for jacking off

where have u bin sir


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pictures or it didn't happen

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Smells like copypasta

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