Ok so I come on msn and my friend whos in Aussie comes on and I havent spoken to him in ages and he was meant to be comming back to England (He was on holidays there to visit his dad) and he goes "have you heard?" and I'm like "wha?!" story is his mum cut him off and he has to stay over there.
WHAT THE FUCK!? He was meant to be HOME today!
why the fuck cant he come home
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"You Drive The Car, I'll F*ck Him In The Back Seat!"