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I'm in the mood for random funny phrases (5 points)
Replies: 10 — Last Post Aug. 30 9:47am by LittleItaly
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( guitarparth )


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I read this on LW yesterday and me and my friends thought it was really funny. 5 points to whichever ones I find funny that are kinda the same humor!

"I believe everyone should have the right to kill babies but I don't believe women should have choices, in general. Does this make me pro choice or pro life?"

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shoop do whoop

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guns kill guns
people kill people
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HXC

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TITS OR GTFO.

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Random Musing.
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JeanClaude


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Heres a truth for you. If you are fucking on a crocadile, 27% of the time that same crocodile will bite your asshole off and prevent you from shiiting for the rest of your life. He'll just rip your asshole clean from your ass and in 7 days you will die from non shitting.

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bollocks to salad

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vote for me.
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xJosex

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"slob on my knob, like corn on the cob"?

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ErnestoTheTrippyOne


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"If I paid you to go fuck yourself, would you be a prostitute?"
"If I marry a midget, is that big of me?"
Q: What's the best thing about little girls?
A: When you're don with them, you can flip them over and use them as little boys.

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If dogs could talk, this is what he'd say.
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There once was a genie with a 10' wenie who showed it to the girl next door.  She thought it was a snake and hit it with a rake, now it's only 4 foot four.

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Quote: from ErnestoTheTrippyOne at 12:42 pm on Aug. 30, 2008
"If I paid you to go fuck yourself, would you be a prostitute?"  
"If I marry a midget, is that big of me?"  
Q: What's the best thing about little girls?  
A: When you're don with them, you can flip them over and use them as little boys.


LOLZ

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sweetness!!!!

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LittleItaly


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hahaha nice

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