Okay, last night's wasn't very fun because it was half-assed and there was only one roaster. Well, I want to do one properly. I'm going to review my options for roastees, but for right now it's either Fenton or Decadence. If you don't know what a roast is, go here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roast_(comedy) The roast will be held in a group in a few days. The group is going to be somewhat private, and don't message me asking to be in it.
If you would like to be a roaster, please write a couple jokes/insults about anyone who posts in this topic or link to a couple funny jokes of yours. If you would like to nominate a roastee, state their username, their first name, and why they should be nominated. (Blue bars and red bars only) I may be the roast master, or I might appoint one if I find someone really funny.
By posting in this topic or joining the roast group, you understand that you are willing to be made fun of at the whim of other roasters and you will not take insult to posts, nor report other members for harassment.
Below is a clip from a Comedy Central roast:
Post edited at 11:21 am on July 6, 2008 by El Manana
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It's impossible to roast white ninja, for the minute you start your larynx explodes.
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Governed properly, this could be an amusing activity.
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I think we should do someone that everyone knows. Hmm, it could be hard to pick the right person, because if you dont have the right person, it could be a bust.
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I suggest roasting White Ninja.
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Fenton!
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Yeah, Ninja wins.
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Fenton pwns all.
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I say Deca.
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Looks like Fenton wins, but I don't know if he'll accept. I believe Apotheosis would make a good roast master. Thoughts?
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I feel like everyone knows more about Fenton than Deca >_<
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Looks like Fenton wins, but I don't know if he'll accept. I believe Apotheosis would make a good roast master. Thoughts?
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This will be great! I accept. I suggest The Pro, Apo, and Circa as roasters. Hopefully, this will take off, and we can do other members in the future.
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I say Deca. 
