Cutters: If you're going to post a thread, saying how much cutting helps you, and this and that, yet you say things like "but I know I need to stop, what do I do?" If you knew you truly needed to stop, you wouldn't be doing it. Stop being an attention whore. Wah, wah. I cut myself! Somebody pity me! TRUST ME. Everyone pities you, but not because you cut. Now don't get me wrong - I'm not a heartless bitch. Some people are legitimately addicted to hurting themselves, but not most.

Pregnancies: For those afraid they're pregnant - let me enlighten you. YES you can get an STD from oral sex, anal sex, vaginal sex, and anything with sex in the fucking name - the majority goes for pregnancy, as well. No, there aren't any "well If I'm on top" clauses. YOU CAN GET PREGNANT. If you're worried that you're pregnant, you're an idiot. Ever hear of a condom? Ever hear of Birth Control? If you're going to be sexually active, GET PUT ON BIRTH CONTROL. Oh, and if you're worried about being pregnant, and you're under the age of seventeen, you're a dumb kid. Seriously. If you're over the age of eighteen, had sex with some random guy, and you think you might be pregnant .... good thing you're at least an adult, but too bad you didn't act like one. Don't get me wrong - I have no problem with unmarried people having sex, but at least be smart about it, and at the legal age!

For you "ugly" people: I am sick of viewing your image baskets and reading, "I am so ugly!" or "I'm so fat!" or seeing threads that read, "I am just such an ugly girl. No one wants me. What do I do?" yet they have oodles of pictures in their image baskets. NEWS FLASH: If you honestly thought you were ugly, and you're so self conscious about it, you wouldn't post pictures of yourself. We're sick of your bitching and your compliment fishing. The reason nobody wants you is because you have an ugly personality.  

"I hate my parents!": I can't stand this. If your parent's abused you, then it's a LEGITIMATE reason. If your dad refused to let you go out with that punk kid at two in the morning, you're spoiled brat. Some kids don't have parent's to be protective of them, assholes.  Stop being selfish, childish, pretty children and grow up a bit, please.

The sick: If you're not feeling well, you think you're pregnant, you hurt yourself in some way, don't ask us for medical advice. Go see a fucking physician. Seriously!

and finally:

for those who think life is SO hard: Just wait, WAIT, until you're older and you live on your own. You think life's hard in your little high school because you don't have a prom date? Oh you have a rude awakening.