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I accidentally got my penis stuck in my toaster

Replies: 23 — Last Post Dec. 1, 2008 7:55pm by OnOne353

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( OnOne353 )

Wealthy Hobo
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Anyone else ever done this? I didn't do it for sexual gratification, I merely mistook my penis for my bread...

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[Insert witty, intelligent comment here]

4:05 pm on Dec. 1, 2008 | Joined Aug. 2007 | 143 Days Active
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Salamander

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Happens to the best of us.

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I'd go the whole wide world
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trivium995

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wtf...

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i want to give you, my everything.

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The Fantasy

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Ah man, that happened to me once.

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You are so beautiful, you are the kinda girl,
that has the chemicals, that make me fall in love.

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Lol.

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NikkiInkz

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Hahaha
Really?

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jsgirl

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Are you ok man?

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Who'd ever think you'd go and end up...
Like all the other guys that I've gone and fuccked?

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justscott

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intelligent comment on thinking your dick is bread? i am glad mine is at least 3-D

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You can't pick your family but, you don't have to like all them either!!

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iBritt

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So your penis was flaky, dry, and in a loaf?

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john4u2009

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your not funny troll

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bigredron

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i did it once. you need to get it out with your balls

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Malachite Morning

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All the time.

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Can't we all just get along?
Member Since 1194002957

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babecakes

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how are u doing boy?

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life's a dick, so when it gets hard, f*** it.
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callmeprincess

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umm... i still question your motives...
i hope you disconnected the toaster

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( OnOne353 )

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Quote: from jsgirl at 12:06 am on Dec. 2, 2008

Are you ok man?

I wasn't at the time.

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