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Tell me a funny story of yours.
Replies: 22Last Post Dec. 1, 2008 9:15pm by Anonymous
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Once, I stayed at a friend's house and we called Lavalife (which is like, a sex hotline type thing) and I made an account. This guy left me a message, and told me that I sounded hot, so we sent messages back and forth. I was being stupid, and me and my friend switched to say whatever we thought of. Well, I told him that I only liked big, black dick in my ass, and then my friend took the phone and yelled, "PAINT IT BLACK! PAINT IT BLACK! PAINT IT BLACK!" In the next message he left, he told me that he would dip his dick into some black paint for me. Then, I asked him to cum for me. He said okay, and did, and it sounded like he was going over a bumpy road.

I felt like I should get that out there. Now you go.

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auron


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i saw jesus one time on the bus...

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What the fuck?

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dfgsdfgdfg

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lol

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ansdr


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Well one night some random party girl called me and my friends up when we were staying at a hotel. She asked me who i was and i told her i was superman. Then i hang up.

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one night me and my friend were absolutely hammered and i prank called the suicide hotline (such a dumb idea) and they tracked down my nmber and sent a cop over to my house...i was SO fucked

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bigredron

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so u gunna fuck him or what

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That was me.

Just kidding.

I dunno. I'll have to think of one lol.

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Quote: from auron at 8:39 pm on Dec. 1, 2008

i saw jesus one time on the bus...

Right, right.

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Quote: from Zetsuai at 8:39 pm on Dec. 1, 2008

What the fuck?

Don't be jealous.

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i laughed
slightly

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Quote: from ansdr at 8:40 pm on Dec. 1, 2008

Well one night some random party girl called me and my friends up when we were staying at a hotel. She asked me who i was and i told her i was superman. Then i hang up.

That wasn't funny.

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Quote: from bigredron at 8:40 pm on Dec. 1, 2008

so u gunna fuck him or what

Of course I'm not going to fuck him.

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Quote: from guitar freak at 8:41 pm on Dec. 1, 2008

i laughed
slightly

Yeah? I laughed a whole lot that night.

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ummmmm did u fuck him

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