Pretty much all of the girls who have said they are models, or have been repeatedly stopped in public and asked to come in by modeling agencies. Shit like that.

Try not to use names.

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And the whole "my penis is 9 inches long" deal.

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Is your Dad a dealer Cause you're dope to me

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There is a girl who that "poos" her pants alot...At school, at home, anywhere...It's fucking gross.

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I guess you didn't read anything I said.

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Some girl reckons she married one of my cats

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Uh, screw her.
Specifically if she is talking about Ziggeroo.

Post edited at 3:45 am on Sep. 8, 2008 by The Raven

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And Torpid Kitten, apparently, once ate a whole loaf of bread, packaging included, in a single chomp, huff, and swallow.  Doubly unlikely.

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Someone once told me, in a PM, that she was 14, pregnant, and that the baby's father had stabbed her in the stomach and killed her baby....that morning..when she was sending me the message that night.

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This is the type of shit I was hoping to read when I made this thread, not all of these retarded posts.

But seriously, that chick was fucking nuts for trying to get you to think she was being serious.

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Quote: from jzbaby at 6:47 am on Sep. 8, 2008

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Someone once told me, in a PM, that she was 14, pregnant, and that the baby's father had stabbed her in the stomach and killed her baby....that morning..when she was sending me the message that night.

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This is the type of shit I was hoping to read when I made this thread, not all of these retarded posts.

But seriously, that chick was fucking nuts for trying to get you to think she was being serious.

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I know. It blows my mind that people actually believe 99 percent of the crap spam troll posts on here. The best ones are the anon "OMG I'm pregnant what do I do?!?" topics.

I wish I remembered her username, so I could expose her for being the dumbass that she is. She's probably long gone anyway.

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That actually happens in some places The Raven, but they don't go on to have a career in modeling. They are called if some two dollar shop needs a passably attractive lady to wear some bland underwear in one of their catalogues that they shove in peoples' mailboxes.

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Stop doing that. It's unbecoming of you.

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another was a member on here claiming to be el preggo, and then some people saying that i wished she had fallen down the stairs or something. i'm not that mean, am i?