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Top 9 comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Olympics
my favourite is number 2 and 9
Replies: 13Last Post Sep. 7, 2008 12:37am by SAMMYJS99
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1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries,and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them . . . Oh my God, what have I just said?"

   

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LOL!

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ROFLMAO

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haha hilarious

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i loled

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LOL.
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that fucking rocks!! lol

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I don't believe number 2

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lol love the last one

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Quote: from stratocaster69 at 3:17 am on Sep. 7, 2008

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."  

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."  

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."  

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries,and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."  

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."  
6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."  

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."  

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them . . . Oh my God, what have I just said?"

   


what makes #3 funny??

i dont get the jist of it.

Post edited at 12:29 am on Sep. 7, 2008 by SAMMYJS99

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Quote: from SAMMYJS99 at 5:28 pm on Sep. 7, 2008

Quote: from stratocaster69 at 3:17 am on Sep. 7, 2008

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."  

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."  

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."  

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries,and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."  

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."  
6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."  

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."  

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."  

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them . . . Oh my God, what have I just said?"  

     


what makes #3 funny??

i dont get the jist of it.


parents...mother....father
your parents are your mother and father....

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Quote: from SAMMYJS99 at 8:28 am on Sep. 7, 2008


what makes #3 funny??

i dont get the jist of it.


...I really can't explain it to you with the words 'idiot', 'you' and 'fucking' coming into it.

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Quote: from stratocaster69 at 3:31 am on Sep. 7, 2008

Quote: from SAMMYJS99 at 5:28 pm on Sep. 7, 2008

Quote: from stratocaster69 at 3:17 am on Sep. 7, 2008

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."  

 2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."  

 3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."  

 4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries,and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."  

 5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."  
 6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."  

 7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."  

 8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."  

 9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them . . . Oh my God, what have I just said?"  

 


 

 what makes #3 funny??  

 i dont get the jist of it.


parents...mother....father
your parents are your mother and father....


lord have mercy.

i am blind as fuck.




ok NOW  i get it. nevermind - i'm dumb.

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