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Creation of a Pussy. Read it.
Replies: 9Last Post Sep. 7 4:35am by Dazigirl
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I Just got sent this by one of my mates, just thought i'd share haha.

Creation of a pussy

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created a pussy to their design.


First was a butcher, with smart wit,
using a knife, he gave it a slit,

Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole,

Third was a tailor, tall and thin,
by using red velvet, he lined it within,

Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without,

Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,
threw in a fish and gave it a smell,

Sixth was a preacher, whose name was McGee,
touched it and blessed it, and said it could pee,

Last was a sailor, dirty little runt,
who sucked it and fucked it, and called it a cunt.



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hahaha the fish smell one cracked me up

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HAHA that is funny!

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hahaha

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RiffRiffRiff


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Dude, this is older than a really old thing.

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lol haha

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hahaha
good one

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Lol!

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Quote: from RiffRiffRiff at 3:13 am on Sep. 7, 2008

Dude, this is older than a really old thing.
                                  which from this guys standards is really high.   lol

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LMFAO

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