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haha, the big nazi joke =/
Replies: 10Last Post Nov. 9, 2008 5:39pm by brunette 17
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Okay so this is obviously a joke and stereotypical, etc. don't take offense, but its really funny. This all started when my friend put his status as " n%(which makes it so that any one who sees that sees their name) is fucking amazing. So I said:

Me (8:10:19 PM): you know if hitler was to see your status hed fuckin cum right?

______ (8:10:37 PM): HAHAHAH!

______ (8:10:49 PM): wait, don't you just see %n?

me (8:11:01 PM): yes

me (8:11:02 PM): but

me (8:11:07 PM): thats only cause I have ichat

______ (8:11:12 PM): I know

me (8:11:12 PM): hitler is a PC man

______ (8:11:16 PM): ahhhhhhh

______ (8:11:20 PM): I thought he was a mac man

______ (8:11:26 PM): cause it rhymes with madman

me (8:11:32 PM): who ever heard of killing jews on a mac?

______(8:11:48 PM): I have

me (8:13:49 PM): no no no, your confused, ______ your not a nazi your a nazi killing jew, and jews always use macs, quite possibly due to a macintosh's ability to aid in financial situations. which in all honesty are closely related to the nazi killing revengeful jewish community.

______ (8:14:33 PM): Im not a nazi killing jew.........Im the nazi killing jew-lover

______ (8:14:40 PM): but I see where you're going

______ (8:14:53 PM): and Hitler did throw all his money away on Ex

me (8:16:51 PM): That is true, is Ecstasy addiction was a problem in the late 1920's however by the time the nazi regime was in power, he had moved onto the higher more powerful "Cracka-lackin cocaine" However by 1945 Hitler was clean and was a clear nymphomaniac, this coincided his killing of millions of jews

______ (8:17:38 PM): I highly doubt he was clean in 1945, but he was quite a nymphomaniac


hahahha, I thought this was really funny. (yes it is supposed to be nonsensical)

Post edited at 5:42 pm on Nov. 9, 2008 by zombie4life

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whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhat?

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Your friends name is Nick.

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What the hell.

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idnt get

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yay short bus!!

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Wait what?

At the end of the day only one thing matters,

Macs Rock.

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pcs are better for handling finance

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sk8er gurl1


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um.....

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Catalyst11


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Quote: from ManiacPenguins at 5:36 pm on Nov. 9, 2008

Your friends name is Nick.

yep that would be me. :D

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brunette 17


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I dont really get any of that.

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