It's very difficult to explain the sport of "fencing" to someone who is totally smashed.
I tell him that the point of the sport is to get a touch on your opponent with your sword.
He argues: "Whai dunt yoo jus throw down tha swords en jus punch eech othur. That would be sooo much eezier.
I tell him that fencing isn't a very popular sport.
He replies with: "Dude, i've seen like, everry Zorro movie ever. He's hella good. Yoo evur fenced him?"
Post edited at 4:12 pm on Oct. 12, 2008 by Anonymous Chris
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