I'm going to wait until I'm drunk or in a weird frame of mind to write my essay. I've found that when I'm spouting shit, I get the best marks and comments. Even when it seriously lacks some logic steps.
It reinforces that bullshit = profound. Which is sad. Because as much as I'd like to think that I can be profound, the kind of crap I write into my essays is really, seriously, just bullshit.
Really.