she was sitting in the car with this guy. she started to put on lipgloss.

guy: wow that smells really good.

her: yea it does.

she then proceeds to hand it to him so he can smell it better. he gets some on his hand.

guy: hm i wonder how it tastes.

her: well, you have some on your hand, just lick that off.

guy: um, no, but i wonder how it tastes on a person's lips.

her: it actually tastes pretty good, especially around the edges.

she then starts to hand the lipgloss to the guy again.

her: here, you can put some on if you want.

guy: uhh no thats ok, im actually late, i gotta go home..

she realized right after he left that it was just his cheesy line to hookup with her.

hahah idk about you but i found it pretty funny.